Rumour has it that Celebrity Big Brother winner, Chantelle Houghton has ditched Alex Reid, despite being 23 months pregnant, for doing “something terrible.”

Unfortunately we don’t think she means WildBoyz.

The 28 year old model has kicked the former cage fighter, former cross dresser, and former Katie Price Sex Partner, to the curb and vowed to live her life as a single independent woman who’s raising a child by herself the best that she can. 

See, it’s dead easy to write pitches for ITV2 shows isn’t it?

It’s such a shame that Chantelle is going through heartbreak again. I bet she really thought that Alex was going to be the one for her. What a terrible state her life is in.

This week, only in heat!